Sunday, 24 May 2015

Laugh Out Loud

 Yea this column is to crack your ribs. Abeg if the story no funny laugh any how.😀


Now my office is made up of funny sets of human beings and we hardly have a dull moment if we are not being consumed by work. Now this lady whose fiancé was celebrating his birthday decided to make it low key thing. It was just for two. So the next day I asked her how was the surprise party she organized and she responded by saying she only bought cake and drinks. Then I was "ohh you had a cocktail party for two then" . Her next response cracked me up . She said no! It was not a cocktail party but a cock and balls things all night  and it was good. Lmao oh my God the babe no wan hear ooo.


See you next time.😉


...so this guy in my office was sharing a strange mixture in a container with other collegues in the office when another collegue came with a cup requesting for his own share but asked what exactly the mixture was. He was told its a mixture of trouser adjusting effect and everyone in the office burst into laughter. He quickly dropped his cup and brought a bigger cup. Another guy laughed and said this is how you know a guy with small mallams , the bigger the cup , the smaller the mallam. Lol .

By the time he tasted the drink, he discovered it was coca cola . Looolll. Oh my God nothing we no go hear. Abeg my people, don't accept a drink with the inscription "share a coke with mallam because it means something else to some people oooo.

1 comment:

  1. Lol. Nice one, but e.......mm, just how big were the BALLS? Lol..

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